I NEED some serious funnies today............its medicine for the soul

From the Deep Thinkers Society Joke Book:


-If you scare yourself half to death twice, does that mean you're dead? 


-If you run behind a car, do you get exhausted?

Verse of the week

"I have spoken, and I will bring it to pass; I have purposed, and I will do it."     Isaiah 46:11

Verse of the week

"For God is not a God of confusion but of peace."     I Corinthians 15:37

Verse of the week

"Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.  Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.  For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light."    Matthew 11:28

From the General himself

On May 2, 1863, General Thomas Jackson (nicknamed Stonewall) of the Confederate Army, was visited by Chaplain Lacy after losing his arm from a bullet wound accidentally shot by one of his own men.

You see me severely wounded but not depressed.....I am sure that my Heavenly Father designs this affliction for my good.  I am perfectly satisfied, that either in this life, or in that which is to come, I shall discover that what is now regarded as a calamity, is a blessing.....If it were in my power to replace my arm, I would not dare to do it, unless I could know it was the will of my Heavenly Father.

Verse of the week

"And the peace of God, which passes all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus."     Philippians 4:7